Tuesday, December 30, 2008


Having not posted for a while - nor actually read anyone else's blog either - I wasn't sure what would be the thing that sparked me back into blogging.
I had things to say about the film Australia, about getting tickets to the Hopman Cup, about getting crazy new experimental Japanese punk rock hair... but none of these inspired me to write.
What it took was this: The fact that this:

Is sleeping with this:

Is a crime against humanity.
Grow up Madonna. Just fucking grow up.
You can't do this shit any more. You're not even MILF material. You're a haggard post-menopausal drag queen with spit end hair and a disturbing taste for lycra which offends my human rights.
Stop it. Just bloody stop it. Alright?