Dear God,
You've taken another one, you bastard.
Of all the pricks, the cunts, the fucktards and retards on this planet you could have taken, you deemed you needed Alison Miller.
Amazing Alison Miller. Journalist, colleague, friend, mother, compatriot in the war against Spagetti.
Why take a 38-year-old mother? Why take a friend to so many? Why take such a vivacious personality? Why take someone who had so much to live for and so much to give? Why did you need her? Why do you deserve her more than her young family?
Well look after her you bastard. Because a lot of people down here will be coming after you if you don't.
Dan.
Dear Alison,
The War on Spagetti has been boundless fun. Thank you for sharing my passion and making me a better arts journalist. I will continue our good work.
With much much love,
Dan x
The Montegiallo School of Swearing
1 month ago
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