LOL. Not.
Got a tip off from a wonderful friend to say Ben Cousins, douchebag footballer, drug fiend, viagra advocate and role model to the nation's children, was working out at a gym just around the corner from our office here.
Well that was too good to miss because we could always do with a fresh photo of him and perhaps I could get Perth's first interview with the fuck-nuckle-nose-hose.
So we staked-out the place. The photog got the shots we needed and I chased after him to ask some questions.
He told me he had nothing to say to me and then ignored my questions.
Was he happy the charge was dropped? Would he sue the Eagles? Would he sue the AFL?
He slammed his car door before I could ask... are you actually going to rehab? Are you in fact, Amy Winehouse? No, no, no?
The Montegiallo School of Swearing
1 week ago
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"The man said, why you think you here?
I said, I got no idea"
Mind you, at least Amy Winehouse is still fantastic and a drub/booze/anything else going fiend. What does Benny offer? Nothing!
If I have to look at one more "junkie in open-fronted shirt" shot, im gonna puke my ring up
They tell me I should go to rehab I say no, no, no. Excellent work grasshopper. I iz proud.
L x
Is it wrong if I find Ben cousins mildly attractive, in a really fucked up way?
- Andrew.
Also, are those pics hot?
Lol....
Oh Dan. My sympathies.
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