Friday, January 05, 2007

Possibly the funniest email ever sent by management

"Tracy Godfrey, the astrologer who provided our weekly stars copy has decided to change her direction and as a result she will no longer be in a position to provide them weekly.

I am currently finalising a replacement astrologer / clairvoyant but this may take a week or 2 to implement. Until then please assure any readers who complain the absence of stars in our papers in only temporary.

D. Fisher
Process, Systems & Classified Manager
Community Newspaper Group"

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Omg....so you're saying the stars are real?!