Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Wide-Eyed Riccardo's Tour of York

Wide-Eyed Riccardo is my new creation. The genesis of this little Italianate gentleman came after a particularly mince-ridden tour of Pisa, Tuscany. Our tour guide was the gayest and most enthusiastic scholar of Pisantian history available. I called him Wide-Eyed Riccardo and he is now taking form in my mind as a comic creation I may take to the stage with.

He will take audiences on tours of the world, entreating them to follow his erect umbrella and experience history first hand...

Follow me please!

Ladies and Gentleman welcome to 'istoric York, capital of the North and home of the magnificent mincer!

There has been a church on this site since the Seventh Century AD. The first of wood got up very fast but what you see here is Norman's erection.

York is the second most important seat in the Anglican Church, after Canterbury. Is not a comfortable seat for him, especially in his condition.

This cathedral is famous for oldest stained glass in the world, we know. Is known as the Five Sisters. In Second World War Winston Churchill took the sisters out and had them in a ditch in a field for their own protection.


And so on and so forth. Essentially it is how I plan to get away with peddling smut.

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